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The Dank Knight 🦇
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I can't stop laughing at this response.

This person is trying to win an argument on twitter dot com by patting himself on the back for having, and I quote, "A talk show in Nevada, college degree, high SAT scores.....I honestly can't stop laughing...…..and a solid GPA.
Twitter: Meme.gif

This dolt: Have you seen my SAT scores?
Twitter: Own the Libs

This idiot: I did good in high school.

I can’t stop laughing at this.
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