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1/ Welcome to Tuesday in the independent republic of Brexitlandia
2/ There are just 10 days to go until the UK leaves the EU as a matter of law
3/ More excitingly it is just 10 days til the end of the Gammonball Run. An epic voyage of discovery led by @Nigel_Farage and @TiceRichard but in the main not attended by them because they are devious shitbags
4/ John Bercow spiced things up yesterday
5/ Bercow relied on a rule from 1604 to tell the PM you cannot keep bringing back your shitty deal when Parliament has rejected it ⚰️⚰️⚰️
6/ Number 10 did what it does best. Blame others and call them a saboteur
7/ Bercow is now on the naughty step with all remainers, Gina Miller, judges, civil servants, Scotland, both Irelands, the EU, citizens of nowhere, all business, reality, parliamentary sovereignty and that shitbag Erskine May
8/ Rumours swirl that @sajidjavid is looking to strip Bercow of his citizenship
9/ @JamesCleverly went mental at the thought MPs voted last week perhaps based on an incomplete picture
10/ Now the reasonable bystander may ask whether @JamesCleverly understands his role which is to vote and act in the national interest
11/ The unreasonable bystander might scream:
ITS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE
EVERYONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE VOTING FOR
RESPECT THE VOTE
ITS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE
EVERYONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE VOTING FOR
RESPECT THE VOTE
12/ @DanielJHannan lost his shit
14/ Dan, an elected representative, does not realise the body he is part of did not exist in 1604. Perhaps he has mixed up the Lisbon Treaty with the Treaty of London?
15/ The Treaty of London stopped fighting between England and Spain, allowed the Spanish access to English waters and for each side’s ships to use each other’s ports
16/ The casual reader would observe that those sorts of goals in the Treaty of London are similar to the EU - you know things like cooperation and not behaving like a dick to your neighbours
17/ Meanwhile global @LiamFox continued to secure trade deals to make sure we just standstill.
Liam has given up on the US and focussed on Liechtenstein
Liam has given up on the US and focussed on Liechtenstein
18/ @OwenPaterson continues to dribble Malthouse B into his porridge in the hope it may form a plan that does not look like dribbly porridge
19/ @MarcusFysh continues to bang the Brexit drum
“Let’s leave the EU and continue to have some sandwiches”
“Let’s leave the EU and continue to have some sandwiches”
20/ Chaps - gentle reminder
You promised a plan that would leave the UK better off
You promised a plan that would leave the UK better off
21/ The ERG because they are petulant little crybabies now threaten to go on strike.
22/ @jeremycorbyn loves a bit of collective action so he would probably approve of the ERG’s plan especially if it delivers Brexit
23/ @jeremycorbyn found the time yesterday to go to the kebab awards but not meet other parties for talks on Brexit
He is for the few, not the many
He is for the few, not the many
25/ People’s Vote perhaps?
See you on Saturday ✊✊✊
See you on Saturday ✊✊✊
