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Women, always carry for protection. These animals should be scared to death you'll draw on them.

Practice, practice, practice. Become a great shot, become deadly accurate.

It's sad but there are evil people in this world that want to hurt you. MAKE THEM FEAR YOU.
The wife and I just went to check out a new pistol for her tonight.

Never become the victim!
Keep in mind, don’t let the mechanics of a pistol overwhelm you.

Keep it simple, if you need to.

If a semi-automatic is too much, buy a revolver. Spray and pray, if need be.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
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Just had a small earthquake.

That was weird, it lasted 4 or 5 minutes.

I can still slightly feel shaking. I’m shocked the dog hasn’t moved a muscle.

That’s the 4th one we’ve had living here. Nothing bad tho.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Is there sandwich making tools at the top?
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Did her husband give her permission to do this?
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@capeandcowell
You have no idea how hard I'm laughing at this......I can't breath...….my freaking sides.

He's literally saying he sniffed hair, forced hugs and kisses on people to *checks notes* "give them comfort and solace"

My lord, this is incredible.
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Also, ask yourself why they suddenly care about it now.
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