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A plumber leans over a burst pipe, desperately trying to stop the flow, while David Davis, Jacob Rees-Mogg & Mark Francois stand behind bellowing about how it's necessary to rip the whole thing off the wall to fix it.
The water rises to chest height as David Davis insists he isn't getting wet.
Mark Francois momentarily gains control over the wrench, repeatedly smashing it off his own face before being restrained. He puts his failure down to other people's lack of faith. "I'm not used to losing", he insists. The water is now shoulder high.
Jacob Rees-Mogg, meanwhile, is using the only available life ring. Questioned about how he got it, he mutters in Latin. Davis is now attempting to drink all the water, to reduce its level. It's reached head height.
Eventually the plumber manages to create an emergency drain. Davis, Francois & Rees-Mogg loudly protest, claiming the plan had always been to fill the Commons with water. They launch a leadership contest in response. The Daily Mail runs a front page calling the plumber a Traitor.
