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M.S. Bellows, Jr.
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My degrees are in English and law, but I won a science fair twice (+ am a white male) so I feel entitled to say this anyway:

No one took a photo of a black hole. It's IMPOSSIBLE to take a photo of a black hole. But she BRILLIANTLY took a photo of everything AROUND a black hole!
(Preemptive P.S. for those who can't read irony font: I'm PRAISING her. It was a brilliant achievement! I'm just joshing about the terminology used to describe the exposure of an energy-sensitive medium to a thing that by definition doesn't emit energy (Hawking particles aside).)
(P.P.S.: My irrefutable science credentials, for the doubters and haters:
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And Tiger Woods, whose career seemed to be over, earns the green blazer in his first-ever come-from-behind Major win.
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I don't care that he's earned money. I care that he broke his promise to release 8 years in 2016 and delayed these 10 years until he filed for 2018, both of which suggest there's something he doesn't want us to see from 2008...
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2. No, it's not because he's Jewish.
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4. HRC isn't running now, so shush.
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