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Solitaire Townsend
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How did we solve climate change? This is your Friday #clifi storytelling challenge...

1. Scientists discovered that soaring carbon levels was causing impotence for white men over 50-years-old

2. The 'meat allergy tic" epidemic of 2021 left most of humanity vegetarian

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3. A global Gaia cult grew from 2019 and non-violently overthrew neo-capitalism by 2030

4. The NASA Mars rover triggered a message from ancient Martian's warning humanity against suffering the same climate catastrophe they did

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5. Genetic engineers use CRISPR to embed micro solar cells in chlorophyll - making every tree an electricity generator for humanity by 2025

6. Greta Thunberg and Malala Yousafzai become POTUS in 2029 and 2041 respectively

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7. Inevitable transition to renewables tipped in 2020 into a green energy 'gold rush'. Climate became the top political issue. Fortunes made (and lost) as green entrepreneurs toppled old industries. Climate solutions flooded pop culture and people everywhere woke up.

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BTW, it’s 7. 😊
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