Thread by @imprimis310

Holy crap, turned on the whcd just in time for the awards announcement. I think this dude is about to pass out.

Dammit, well a little play by play
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First off...the obiance, that of a conference hall of a decent hourly/nightly/weekly joint.
This guy WDF is he? Someone get him his enhaler.
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I think @edhenry has a new president of his social media fan club.
Congrats Ed. But who is this dude.
Please someone give me a short nickname.
#Sweatynervoushostguy?
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That housing story, way under told
Sad :*(

Edgar A pie award??
It's ALLAN poe you dolt
#Sweatynervoushostguy
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Ah yeah Pres of group guy. You decide ;) change was needed.
What kind of change you talking about;)
What's the hourly rate of that lounge your in? Do you get it with an hour room rented at nightly rate?
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Ahhhhh now I see the change you wanted. You want the #WHCD to go from poking fun at your industries misguidings against an administration over the year. And raise a little money for jorno students.
Now, straight out hit the admin.
I want #Sweatynervoushostguy back
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Hey dumb dumb...as a student of norway, you just slaughtered that and got it wrong.
Oh well no one heard it outside this room.

Speaking of attendance, I thought this was a beto event at first.
All press no attendants.

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Branding bad joke to what ever this FuK is saying.
Crap I'll even take that wolf chick now. She can't say nothing, but still

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Blah blah blah blah blah press is awesome blah blah blah, wrongly place Jewish term, blah blah blah
Washington didn't like press (???)
blah blah blah

Great change of direction planning #MrPresidentofWHCorrespondents
Did a community planner do it?
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Is this guy going to do a mea culpa of every President and their brave history of interaction with the American Hero's of the Press?

Crap, Harvard well probably base a PhD program on that

Great another 40 PhD student debts I gotta pay off. Thanks
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We at Monroe yet?
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Crap no, just civil war

Now it is just kind of like stumbling on to a car chase or accident live on you tube. You know your wasting your time, but you can't say no

#WHCD2019 is viral crack

He would remember the Harding presidency. He covered it
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More snoring
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I'm sorry, but I feeling his Bill Clinton story is going to be LIT
just saying
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Joke about killing president...nervous forced laugh from audience...
How's this new format suppose to go again? #MrPresidentofWHCorrespondents

125 in the office... Bill Clinton chuckles, we had 578 that one time. A lot of body oils and tight spaces, but nothing a cigar can't trigger a presidential ptsd moment.
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Cheap British Boy Band numbers better than the POTUS joke
Really
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Why did we go from Reagan to Nixon.??
Is this thing in a cheap hotel hot tub time machine? Dammit!

Blaaaah Blaaaah Blaaaah Blaaaah Blaaaah mockery of first ammendment
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Take the high road. Your right, Moochella told everybody to take it, guess what, like most of her husbands presidency, no one took it seriously
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He's done...crap nope forgot to get in the talking points.
Hahahahahaha bad, dumb, ignorant, of and nice Nobel poke
You planning a re-election
#MrPresidentofWHCorrespondents dude?
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Next year, you definitely need force out music. Maybe some #slayer?
#communityplannerplanned
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The diaper line REALLY please be done for reals
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Thank you JESUS

#MrPresidentofWHCorrespondents dude just said he's a lame duck
Even the victim card, going out the door.
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Well, thank you all for letting me dazzle you with my live coverage abilities.
I attempted to keep the typos to a generous, yet more palatable than the jokes delivered at that dinner, level.
We'll do it again sometime, probably not, but I'll be courteous.
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Unhooked tweet

https://twitter.com/imprimis310/status/1122330704073768960?s=19

@threadreaderapp please uroll
This beautiful piece of work