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Sitting in the airport and a man just shouted “hey, yo, you guys want to go to Chili’s?” and too many of us looked up to see if he was talking to us. Can we come, Brad?
Woman is describing a Starbucks parfait to her husband as he twirls it at eye-level and examines it with exotic fascination as if she has brought him back a rare species of fruit.

It’s yogurt and granola, Daryl.
My hope for humanity is that we all remain as happy and as in love as the old couple sharing a McDonald’s sandwich in their Disney shirts at 7AM in the airport.
I hope your day goes as well as it is for the boy in the Avengers backpack who just waltzed into Chili’s with the gusto of a businessman closing a six figure deal. (No I am not at Chili’s with Brad)
There is so much happiness and joy in the world. Sometimes you just gotta look up to notice it. Have a beautiful day, travelers.
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