“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
“Mad as a hatter and twice as twisted.”
Pouring tea in three cups: Venezuela, Nicaragua and Cuba.
For failing to cooperate, he would have faced felony charges of perjury over his congressional testimony.
( sic!).
HUMPTY DUMPTY, THE DONALD, sitting on the only wall he’ll ever have.
He's already broken, without falling off the wall.
“When I use a word, Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone,
’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.”
RED QUEEN, SECRETARY OF TREASURY, STEVEN MNUCHIN:
“Off with their heads!” All those non compliant nations.
RED KING, SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, PATRICK M. SHANAHAN
“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
DUCHESS, MIKE POMPEO, SECRETARY OF STATE:
Holding his child, Gina Haspel, C!A director. Bloody Gina.
WHITE RABITT, BOLTON:
His Doomsday Clock is showing only 3 minutes to midnight.
White Rabbit:Sometimes, just one second.”
`TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLEDEE,SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, NANCY PELOSI AND SPEAKER OF SENATE, MITCH MCCONNELL:
CATERPILLAR, HOOKAH-SMOKING, CHAIRMAN OF FEDERAL RESERVE, JEROME POWELL
'One side will make you grow taller,
'One side of WHAT? The other side of WHAT?' thought Alice to herself.
'Of the mushroom,'
KNAVE OF HEARTS, HIS SON-IN-LAW, JARED KUSHNER.
VP, PENCE, IS DORMOUSE.
And, last, but nor least, BIBI, THE CHESHIRE CAT.
“Curiouser and curiouser!” everyday.
Everything you know about it falls into this
“Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”
“We're all mad here.”
“My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.”