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I did not see this plot-twist coming.
Wait for it...
@SenatorBurr, do not throw away your shot.
History has its eyes on you.

(Cc: @Lin_Manuel)
FYI @SenatorBurr is descended from Aaron Burr.
FWIW, Burr > Barr.

More math: a bar symbol often signifies a radical or a repeating decimal.
Barr is a radical who repeatedly decimates the Constitution.
🎶 But @realDonaldTrump forgets:
His bankruptcy plan would have the Kremlin assume his debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
The very seat of government where Trump Hotel sits. 🎶
4/ 🎶
Oh, if the velenki boot fits, wear it
If Trump’s in debt, why should America bear it?
Uh, your debt's to Putin, I’m afraidy
Don’t tax the middle class 'cuz Trump Org is shady
5/ 🎶
Chief Justice Marshall said it's a Constitution we expound.
But you just wanna move Russian money around.
Trump's laundering plan is an outrageous demand
But the Mueller Report is too many damning pages for his base to understand.
🎶
6/ 🎶
Stand with me in the land of the free
And pray to God we see Trump's 1040-EZ.
Trump Org is an emolumental fraud, fake and ersatz-y.
Really, "Good people on both sides"? Playing footsie with Nazis.
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