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happy mother's day to all the straight women with boyfriends (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) make sure he gets u a card for looking after his overgrown baby self
"awwwh, my boyfriend is just SO BAD at taking care of himself!!! if i didn't tell him when to eat or to bathe he would just DIEEEEE hahah :)"
ladies why are we standing in the way of natural selection like this? is this what Darwin would have wanted?
LET. THEM. DIE.
ladies why are we standing in the way of natural selection like this? is this what Darwin would have wanted?
LET. THEM. DIE.
the thing about boyish men is that they are VERY good at projecting total helplessness. just like babies
and that triggers something in ur soft heart - you want to look after them just like a mum would
IT'S A TRAP. DON'T DO IT
and that triggers something in ur soft heart - you want to look after them just like a mum would
IT'S A TRAP. DON'T DO IT
(i've been in exactly this kind of relationship and it was so exhausting i swore to never do it again)
so women. ahem a little reminder to those of you in relationships with men. if you're his surrogate mum, DUMP HIM
so women. ahem a little reminder to those of you in relationships with men. if you're his surrogate mum, DUMP HIM
mother's day is for anyone who is ACTUALLY looking after/has looked after a helpless, squealing, snotty infant
this is not for you women dating grown ass six-foot men who are babies. throw the man away!!!! happy NO-LONGER-A-MUM-day!!!!!!!!! xoxo
this is not for you women dating grown ass six-foot men who are babies. throw the man away!!!! happy NO-LONGER-A-MUM-day!!!!!!!!! xoxo
