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female influencers: "i know u guys are used to seeing bikini pics but the truth is i often struggle with intense depression and body dysmorphia"

men online : 😍aw 😜you look so sexii😛 live ur truth🤗i wish i were there😤😤would definitely lick u all over till u smiled🤩😏😏🤠
internet crushes necessarily flatten out the subject but there is something so disheartening about the way straight men have internet crushes

it's like yall literally cannot conceive of that hot woman u like as a PERSON
there's not room for her to post a single thing beyond sexy pictures

maybe you would like her to post something sad about why she's single (at which point you swoop in with ur magical mediocre dick offer)
thirsty idiots online: you should start looking beyond the superficial miss! i may not be handsome or smart but i would treat you like a queen😍😍

those same idiots: *literally unable to see women as people*
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