man on mobility scooter: “Nigel Farage? He wants shooting. Along with everyone from Labour, they all want shooting.”
me: “Why?”
man: “Why not?”
“I don’t like Nigel Farage full stop. He’s a bullshitter. Man of the people? He’s a banker.”
“Boris? I hate him. What bubble is he from?”
“Rees-Mogg has 11 kids but doesn’t do their nappies. I bet he got someone else to inseminate his wife.”
- “remember the lies they told us before about the pound and everything”
- “planes would fall out of the sky”
- “house prices would collapse”
- “plague of locusts”
- “no eggs”
- “no lettuces....ridiculous wasn’t it?”