The Big Butt and a Smile
aka DatAssTho
aka The Crying Bul
aka But Really, Dat Ass Tho
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Her: I wanna introduce you to someone
She grabbed me by the hand and walked me over to the cutie from the front row.
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Me: I mean, my schedule is crazy, but I’m sure we can arrange something.
Also me:
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*For Non Philly folks, Penns Landing is the waterfront where you might see married couples, first date nxggas who dont wanna spend money, and people cheating
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*The Plateau- That park @WillSmith talked about in “Summertime”
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(shannon sharpe gif)
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Me: Yo you good?
Deep voice: You fxcking my wife?
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Now, I’m not a tough guy by any stretch. But I am a smart ass from North Philly so you ain’t gon talk to me any kinda way:
Me: Maybe… who’s your wife?
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Me: 2764 Cranston Road. Red door, first floor
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“I can’t believe she’d do this to me! I spent $50,000 on our wedding. I bought her a salon. I bought her a Tahoe…
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Me: No prob fam.
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