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#TrashterpieceTheater - Episode7
Alisha: The Most Savage of Them All
aka The Savage Sitter
aka The Legend of Alisha
aka The Cersei of My Past

So I recognize my trashy former ways, and repent for my fxcknigga sins. But there’s always a bigger trash ass person out there. Enter Alisha!
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If you’re not new to TPT, you already know some of the trash things I’ve done prior to becoming a reformed, refined and retired fxckboy. But when I’ve been in relationships, I’ve always been with that one woman and only her.
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Like my Pop. He was an intergalactic hoe when he wasn’t in a relationship. I’m not saying he was community dick, but if ya mama or aunty lived in Philly in the 80s, they probably would. But when he was with someone, he was with her.
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I fell in love Alisha in my early 20s. Like head over heels in love. It was the summer of Cash Money and Ying Yang running the airwaves and we spent damn near every waking moment together
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I was fresh out of undergrad and she was finishing up at a school 5 hours away. Alisha convinced me we could make the distance work and I was down to try. And we did.
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I’d go up there one weekend, she’d come home the following. And it got to be too much. But instead of breaking up, she decided to transfer back home ot Temple.
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Alisha decided to take her Spring semester off and all we did was have sex, talk about having sex, go to the movies, and have sex in the movie theater during her winter break. And she got pregnant.
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And she made the decision to not keep the baby. And I believe in not telling a woman what to do with her body so I stayed mute. We both became depressed (sorry for the pivot)
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Feb, March, April, May pass. We didn’t have sex. No intimacy on any level. But i was cool because I knew she was going thru it inside. It was a small sacrifice for me.
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June rolls around, and I go out of town for a basketball tournament in DC. It was the first time we were away since… I felt guilty. We played. We won. I curve groupie jawns all weekend.
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Balls bluer than a White Walker’s eyes, but I was riding with my love. So much so, I decided to go back home earlier than expected. Got home. Called her. No answer. Go to her house, not there.
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I got in the car up the block and saw her about to go in the house. I call. Alisha looked at the phone and sent me to voicemail. On a flip phone so it was way more disrespectful back then.
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I leave. Go home. She calls hours later. Next day I go over her place (aka, her mama house). Mom greeted me at the door. And instead of her normal warm greeting, she was distant.
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Barely spoke. Couldn’t look at me in my eyes. “She’s up in her room” she said as she looked down at her feet. I go upstairs. Room was dark. I cut the light on to see a hicky on her neck
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I black out. She explained, but I didn’t hear shit. Next thing I know I was in the car and she was blowing my phone up. I answer. Said she was with her hoe friend* (my words, not hers) and one thing led to another while playing wingman
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*Regardless of gender, we all have a hoe friend. If you don’t, you’re prolly the hoe friend. This aint hoe shaming at all. AT ALL. Just hoe highlighting. Hoelighting if you will.
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She begs me to forgive her but I was inconsolable. Needed time. Next day, I go in her email (dummy!) and see she was corresponding with homie that morning. Sent him topless pics. I leave work.
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Go to her house. Mom greets me at the door. Sits me down. Tells me her daughter was with dude. Said she talked to her about it was pointless. This Christian woman told me to leave her daughter and never forgive her. I take her advice. Sorta.
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Fast forward a bit of time and a bunch of pain. She’s asking for another chance. It’s Fall semester at Temple and she’s drowning as a transfer student. My goofy ass tried to be there for her. Took her back like a moron.
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But everything was cool. She met friends. Considered pledging Delta. Got a job at the Liacourus Center, Temple’s Arena. Which was cool bc I saw hella shows for free.
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She would sneak me in, and sit me in her section. I got to see all the show for free. This one comedy show, I was watching and she was working. Intermission comes. Lights come up. People get up. I chill. Guy next to me sparks convo
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I recognized him as one of the players on Temple’s BBall team. We chop it up. Talk about our favorite jokes. He then says, “Yo, I think this is cool yo. Nice to finally meet you!”
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Me: Um, what’s cool fam? Nice to finally meet me? Huh?
HIm: I think it’s cool you come down here to hang with your cousin. She talks about you to me a lot
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Me: Cousin?
Yeah: Alisha! Your cousin! I think it’s so dope yall are so close and hang out like this.
Me:
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Me: Cousin? That’s my girl. We’ve been together for a year and a half.
Him: Um. I’ve been with her for the past few months
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Me:

Him:

Her trash ass say her boyfriend next to her side nxgga at a comedy show. And honestly, I’m still not sure which of us was the side nxgga.
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Homie gets up and leaves all bewildered and shit. Plus I think I may have threatened him. It’s a blur now. I find her. She’s on the phone, giggling. Sees me, hangs up the phone.
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I’m assuming she was on the phone talking about the situation. I approach her. She gaslights me. Says I’m dumb for believing homie. Said he wants her and is just hating on our love.
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I black out again.No idea how I got tf home. Just remember her mama calling me that night crying on the phone with my big 6’7 dumb ass. Her actual ass cousin called me that night too.
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Her mama and cousin begged me to leave Alisha alone, for my own mental health. Told me to let her live with the eventual regrets. I did. I left her. Never went back, despite her asking.
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Years passed and Alisha and I are cool now. I’m still cool with her family too. Dad asks me over to watch the Sixers and Eagles games all the time. I never go.
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She’s still a savage too. Her son’s father called me a few years back wanting to fight me because she indirectly told him he doesn’t compare to me and she wish their son was mine.But that’s another story for another day.
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Another story tomorrow. Tomorrow's story is entitled "The Big Butt and a Smile" and I show why you should never trust one. If you don't wanna wait, go to my IG under my highlights. It's under TrashEp8 (@ visionpoet)

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