Thread by @BrendanLorLowry

Okay, here it is. The characters of the Halo universe, but as sandwiches.

A thread.

#Halo

Master Chief — Deluxe Italian Beef

- Large size
- Firm outer shell
- A bit of a mess on the inside
- More interesting then you think

Arbiter Thel ‘Vadam — BLT

- Rugged, rough texture
- Sharp initial flavor
- Crisp, yet refreshing depth
- Leaves a pleasant aftertaste

Cortana — Nashville Hot Chicken

- Hot and spicy
- Meat is crisp, yet tender internally
- Pickles add a touch of tang
- Lettuce offers a hint of coolness

Sergeant Avery Johnson — Pulled Pork

- A little sloppy
- Tender, juicy interior
- Simple, yet dependable
- A hint of smokiness

Commander Miranda Keyes — Bologna

- Just okay
- Not too interesting
- Flavor is basic
- Leaves you wanting more

Shipmaster Rtas ‘Vadum — Grilled Cheese

- Crisp exterior, soft interior
- Not complicated, but dependable
- Will never be out of style
- Always there for you

Doctor Catherine Halsey — French Dip

- By itself, a bit dry and rough
- With au jus, complex and deep
- A classic throughout the years
- Best eaten with two hands

The Prophet of Truth — Torta de Milanesa

- Guards its ingredients closely
- Nuanced, complex flavor palette
- Constructed patiently
- May collapse at the end of the meal

The Didact — Sloppy Joe

- A complete mess
- Overflowing at the seams
- Had so much potential
- It’s still tasty though

And finally...

The Gravemind — Open-Faced Avocado and Tomato

- What the fuck is this abomination?
- It’s yellow and green and shit
- Slimy and soggy as fuck
- Keep away from mouth at all costs

@Jessabirdy @misplacedyank

Your Tweet yesterday inspired me lol