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leave me out of it, I'm in the elite Hawkeye Drunk Team
We are the SEAL Team 6 of alcohol consumption
every southerner thinks they can outdrink a midwesterner until the Jeppson's Malort comes out
the average Iowan has been in a bar by age 5, the average Wisconsinite is literally born in a bar
"Oh hey dere Bob, how about a coupla shots for Katie, she's goin' inta labor in da big screen room and doesn't wanna miss da rest of da Packer game"
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