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Donald Trump is running around London, dressed like a mutant penguin, getting confused about a gift he gave the Queen, demanding the Senate pass a bill it already passed two weeks ago, and making up the word “stoped” while calling for a boycott against a major American company.
Meanwhile Trump’s best friend who is already awaiting trial for seven felonies, is about to get thrown in jail because he called for the death of a former CIA Director, and Trump’s other friend just got arrested for kiddie porn. They both helped Trump rig the 2016 election.
Trump’s Attorney General, Treasury Secretary, and Commerce Secretary are all being held in contempt of Congress next week for trying to cover up Trump’s crimes. Also, Trump’s Attorney General is in danger of being held in contempt of court for the same reason.
Richard Nixon’s White House Counsel is about to publicly testify that Trump’s obstruction of justice felonies are far worse than the crimes Nixon was ousted for. He’s the replacement witness after Trump illegally blackmailed his own former White House Counsel into not testifying.
Trump’s ICE nazis have been locking immigrant kids overnight in vans, because we all needed a way for this to get even more horrible. And for reasons no one can explain, three healthy adult immigrants have dropped dead in the past three days upon reaching the border.
If you’re still supporting Donald Trump, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!
