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I was told that I should definitely watch Eragon before potentially playing the video game, and, well... 
It looks like a giant candy and is also obviously a dragon egg and I'm really looking forward to everyone calling it a stone for another 20 minutes then being all "BWAAAAAAH? IT'S AN EGG?!"
Oh okay it's more like "oh cool a dragon egg that's interesting" and everyone just stops calling it a stone so people who knew it was an egg calling it a stone was pointless
Telepathic communication is tricky to convey on film because the direction "look like you're thinking really hard" tends to result in entire "conversation" of actors looking like they're trying not to fart.
Man, it be great if the movie could go five minutes without someone stopping to jerk Eragon off and tell him how special and chosen he is.
Eragon doing less in in the battle than Jon Snow.
This is perhaps the most believable fact there is.
What if Star Wars had Ringwraiths?!
Wait! No!
What if Lord of the Rings had Jedi!?
Wait! No!
What if Lord of the Rings had Jedi!?
"No, Eragon, you're too important to risk, we'll risk the dragon but we need a dragon rider!"
These suckers are lousy with dragon riders. Half the cast are dragon riders. The problem is not a shortage of dragon riders, it's a shortage of dragons to ride.
These suckers are lousy with dragon riders. Half the cast are dragon riders. The problem is not a shortage of dragon riders, it's a shortage of dragons to ride.
