Thread by @QuinnyPig

So @bakerbotts is doing a client appreciation event (I’m my spouse’s +1) showing for Toy Story 4 today and it’s the best networking session I’ve ever seen. Family friendly, kids everywhere.

Nobody is trying to pitch me anything. Questions are all about @Quinnypiglet instead of what I do for a living.

I should have gone into law instead. My god.

Someone walks up and ruins the streak by handing me a business card.

Wait, why would I need a commercial real estate—“Hi! Our kids are getting along super well, let’s set up a play date!”