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So these guys are doing some kind of podcast for bros in the park and it is fucking HYSTERICAL. 
Catching snippets of this auditory marvel is like listening to an axe body spray hitting on a basketball while an old spice deodorant roofies its drink.
“I would still take her down though. She was kinda hot.”
[bros nodding chin straps in agreement]
[bros nodding chin straps in agreement]
Something something Number one draft pick // so much pussy
[bros share affirmation laughter, one quietly hopes his co-journbros will never discover that he never made varsity]
[bros share affirmation laughter, one quietly hopes his co-journbros will never discover that he never made varsity]
“The future of facial recognition technology. So crazy. What do you guys think”
“So crazy. Like they did that Obama video”
[remainder journbros in unison] “PORN”
[uproarious, broyful laughter/high fives at the idea of watching fake Katie Nolan in the shower]
“So crazy. Like they did that Obama video”
[remainder journbros in unison] “PORN”
[uproarious, broyful laughter/high fives at the idea of watching fake Katie Nolan in the shower]
[no context]
“YO THATS A BOLD MOVE SARGE”
“YO THATS A BOLD MOVE SARGE”
“Twenty five year olds are just highschoolers all grown up”
[pushing eachother aggressively in brovial agreement]
What
[pushing eachother aggressively in brovial agreement]
What
Shirted bro just said “twitter.”
Scanning the park like a pledge bro looking for a beer he’s allowed to have.
No way. Come on. Let me have this.
Scanning the park like a pledge bro looking for a beer he’s allowed to have.
No way. Come on. Let me have this.
Sitting very non chalantly.
[renaissanze bros venture into politics]
“Honestly Kamala is pretty hot though.”
[Kamala mispronounced]
I think one of them just said “sassy”
???
@notcapn_america
“Honestly Kamala is pretty hot though.”
[Kamala mispronounced]
I think one of them just said “sassy”
???
@notcapn_america
“Politics is bullshit anyway. Like they’re all the same”
[bros lament]
[bros lament]
“I would vote for the hot one though”
Fucking revolutionaries in a time of great change.
Fucking revolutionaries in a time of great change.
Bros abruptly packing. More scanning the park.
Either some wack location services made me or these guys owe money to their weed connection.
Either some wack location services made me or these guys owe money to their weed connection.
Posting this as MJ and I slip out of the park like brhostbusting feminist supervillains.
Good luck editing out the wind interference guys and remember, revenge porn is neither revenge nor porn.
Good luck editing out the wind interference guys and remember, revenge porn is neither revenge nor porn.
DISCLAIMER: bros should be left alone in the wild and not interfered with. If co-bros catch the scent of empathy they’ll be ostracized from the group. Experts advise that rejected bros can become violent. One on one encounters with wild bros can be dangerous. Exercise caution.
