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Tory leadership debate, fuck help us.
Johnson looks like he's been ravished by an old broom.
Christ I can't believe they applauded that shite.
Hunt looks terrified as usual. God knows what he's saying. Too boring to concentrate on it.
How can either of these people have gotten so far in politics.
Johnson incapable of answering questions. Hunt looking like he's just said something naughty in class.
If we were going to have a debate about fantasies couldn't we at least have made it about something fun, like their favourite dragon.
I do wish Johnson would stop saying "everyone understands" things which are demented Brexiter gibberish.
Oh good and there we are: a promise to sort the Irish border during the implementation period provided by a deal which does not exist
Fucking hell lads, did Hunt run his own business? He hadn't said. This changes everything.
Johnson's position on no-deal is very strange. It must be prepared for but won't happen. It wouldn't be so bad but must be avoided.
Ah, so Johnson admits Art24 requires the EU to agree. Which rather raises the question of why he proposed it as a solution to no-deal. Something he is currently pretending he never did.
It is incredible to hear a leading candidate for prime minister refuse to rule out shutting down parliament. Incredible.
Project Fear my bloody arsehole. If you'd told people shit would get that bleak three years ago they'd have laughed at you.
Half hour in. My brain is retreating into my skull.
The most depressing thing is the applause. How anyone could clap a single thing that just happened is beyond me.
Never been so grateful for adverts.
Just terrible from Johnson on the Trump question. So much firmer from Hunt.
Jeremy Hunt says he's set up a business.
Johnson so profoundly snide, arrogant and unlikable. Incredible that this guy is running on the basis of his charisma.
I think we may have all made a mistake getting into politics.
Fucking hell they really clapped him shouting over everyone.
Actually slightly alarming seeing the full scale of Johnson's arrogance and entitlement on display. He'll be a right little monster in No.10.
Well we've learned one thing. They genuinely dislike each other.
Horrible.
I'd rather go through complicated surgery than sit through that again.
