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1) So a little thinking about the stock market. It goes up and it goes down. Factor that into your investment strategy, yes? It's called risk. The farther someone like Trump pushes it up, the more likely it is, for a time, and on some silly trigger, to come back down.
2) Never put money into the stock market you can't afford to lose. You might have really bad timing. Companies actually do go bankrupt. If you can handle the risk, go for it. If you can't, don't. It's on you, bucko. Up and down, they follow each other.
3) As to China, I laugh at them, scoffing. They're scared out of their heads. What do they do next, declare a shooting war on us? They just emptied their economic cannon. Now what? What if we sluff them off? Oh no, what if we start building factories again?
4) Back to the stock market. They're fraidy cats, and famous for being so. They spook easy. Oh no! Wasn't that the famed and renowned stock analyst chicken little on CNN just now saying the market is headed to zero? All is lost. It's Trump's fault!
5) No, even I can't start talking about the Fed. Fie on the Fed. They ain't Trump's friends, that's for sure. Obama, what do you need your majesty? Trump, how can we put another one on top of your golden hair, you evil man, you? They hate him. Alot.
6) So the Fed sends stocks down, and China lowers its currency to historic lows and ha!, we've got you now, blondie. It's all over. No more Trump economy. We beat you for one day, and the war is over. Ready to surrender...please...?
7) Pasquale enters the room, looks around and asks, want some real analysis boys? Hold the line. You're crushing China's economy, and this drop in the Yuan, ha, it ain't gonna go so well for them. What's more, is anyone talking about building factories? Let's go!
8) The key is, men, no one remembers a mere 150 years or so of the American System with low to no taxes, high to not so high tariffs, low...ish government spending and the creation of history's greatest economy. And no, China wasn't looking out for us back then, either.
9) If you don't know it, look it up. The American System. You'd think we, in America, you know, might have heard of it. I wonder who it might be named for? Hey, might @realDonaldTrump have studied some history? No. Say it isn't so.
@realDonaldTrump 10) My own favorite General is famous, with me at least, for saying, "Steady boys, victory is in sight." I'm sure someone must have said it before, but I don't know them. Let the market be the market, and remember up and down, up and down. Try to feel that, okay?
