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Once Upon A Time... At Earwolf
IMPORTANT TUGBOAT* THREAD

*my best friend
Just bought my first ever t-shirt
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LET HIM DO HIS HEALING WORK
“National Dog Day?” Yeah there are other dogs I GUESS

#NationalDogDay
#tugboatismybestfriend
We know when it is picture time, because we are best friends, it’s just a thing that happens with a close bond like we have

#tugboatismybestfriend
He’s a chatty guy
#tugboatismybestfriend
Full-tilt pandogmonium
#tugboatismybestfriend
AVENGE THE FALLEN #tugboatismybestfriend
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND

#tugboatismybestfriend
It was my best friend Tugboat’s birthday the other day so I got him a special present. Watching him tear this thing apart had all the excitement of a top-shelf fireworks display. (1/12)
The presentation (2/12)
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Aftermath (9/12)
Happy Birthday my best friend (10/12) #tugboatismybestfriend
Clocking out after a hard day’s work (11/12)
The doll is from The Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild and is actually Nikola Tesla but maybe a hundred people over the years have told me it looks like me. Thank you Renee Colvert for the pics & vids and for Tugboat!

TUGBOAT I LOVE YOU

(Fin)
Why are you even looking at this, all it is is just two best friends hanging out, pretty boring tbh
My best friend dressed up as me at work today HAPPY HALLOWE’EN #tugboatismybestfriend
Pics courtesy Renee Colvert & Brett Morris
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