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people are so spiritually desperate that theyre paying vice media 72 dollars a year for advice about the celestial spheres influence on the physical world. thats real life
appreciate @poohrights dming me this in the middle of the nights so i could lay awake in bed at 4am thinking about it 
who is the intern they promoted to run this app. do they know how to find the cauda draconis on the ecliptic. influencing thousands of people will their nonsensical brooklyn ramblings, good thing their students have earned this yoke
love to run an account with 60k followers affiliated with one of the biggest media brands in the country for an app that people pay money to get advice from and get 0 - 5 likes on all my posts. these people are paid to do this
[astrologers who use the modern planets (uranus, neptune, pluto) which werent visible before modern devices when the whole point of astrology for basically all of time was that the [light] from these wandering stars (the “planets”) influenced life on earth]
just stop. log off.
just stop. log off.
was never into “daily horoscope” style astrology but i think there is some legitimacy to studying it, be that as an art that was ubiquitous for multiple millennia, the zodiac having some level of reality, or just in a jungian sense. this is a good book on the signs themselves:
i also have a guide that i wrote that is basically everything you need to know (i.e in my opinion a straight rundown of the non-trash aspects) but i need to rewrite some parts of that. if you wanna read it dm me. i only say that so people intrigued will not get bad info elsewhere
