Thread by @Mayoveli

The Hadiths contain lots of beautiful words of wisdom, I am very sure that this is where all the knowledgeable and educated Muslims get all their wisdom from, in fact Muhammad was indeed a very smart man.

Satan has caused a lot of problems for mankind, and Muhammad the prophet of Islam has really nailed this problem for us by telling us all the plans of Satans, along with many other wise advises on how to deal with life and how to repel the attacks of Satan.

Let’s get into some of the wisdom that our MCM prophet told his 7th century followers, a load of Muslims still believe these things today anyway, please don’t laugh too hard because these things are quite funny but yet so full of rationality and wisdom.

Satan touches every new born baby when they are born and that’s why they cry.
If your baby cries in the middle of night or something, it’s probably Satan touching the baby. (Sahih Bukhari 4:55:641).

Yawning is from Satan, whenever you yawn, Satan laughs at you. If you ever feel the urge to yawn don’t do it, try to suppress it to prevent Satan from laughing at you. Weird thing is Allah hates yawning but likes sneezing. (Sahih Bukhari 8:73:245) (Sahih Bukhari 4:54:509)

Whenever a housefly drops in your drink, you should dunk the fly in the drink, then remove it and keep drinking, because one wing contains the poison and the other the antidote. Wow, what a great idea. I will try this Insha Allah (Sahih Bukhari 4:54:537)

Water is not made impure by anything, his followers saw him performing ablution with water from a well where they dumped animal corpses, faeces and menstrual wastes, and asked him why and his answer was ? Water is not made impure by anything. (Sunan Al Nasai 327)

Whenever you are eating and a morsel of your food drops on the dirty floor, you should pick the food up and remove the dirt on it and then eat it. Satan scavenges for food,by leaving the food on the ground you are feeding Satan, he would come and eat it. (Sahih Muslim 23:5046)

Satan would sometimes sleep in your nose overnight, How small is this Satan exactly ? Anyway, that’s why you gotta blow your nose 3 times when you wake up for ablutions. 🤔 (Sahih Bukhari 4:54:516)

You should never eat with your left hand, just the right hand, Allah doesn’t care if you are left handed, you must always eat with your right hand, you know why ? Because Satan eats with his left hand. 🤭 (Sahih Muslim 2020)

According to Muhammad, the angel of death was once sent to Moses by Allah and Moses gave the angel of death a dirty slap tha t blinded the angel in one eye. Wait what ? 🤦🏽‍♂️(Sahih Bukhari 2:23:423)

Muhammad once had Satan in a chokehold, Allah gave him the power to do this, Muhammad was going to tie Satan to one of the pillars of his mosque but he decided to let Satan go. (Sahih Bukhari 2:22:301)

Another medical advise from the wise prophet doctor engineer evangelist Muhammad, whenever you have a flu, please get yourself some camel urine and drink for a quick cure. (Sahih Bukhari 7:71:590)

When a Cock crows, it crows to give glory to Allah but when a donkey brays, it does so because he just saw Satan. (Sahih Bukhari 4:54:522)
And oh wait, the Black dog is a devil, so no black dogs in the house people, wisdom. (Sahih Muslim 4:1032)

Muhammad used to visit a cemetery and he would hear people get tortured in their graves, their only crime is that they mistakenly peed on themselves. So if you pee on yourself, you will be tortured in your grave bruh. (Sahih Bukhari 2:23:423)

He also saw some people in hell, so the question is, where exactly is the location of this afterlife punishment ? The grave or hell fire, is the grave hellfire ?
Drinking with silver utensils means you are filling your belly with hell fire. (Sahih Bukhari 7:69:538)

Muhammad once hugged a tree before a sermon and then told his followers that he was trying to comfort the tree, apparently the tree was crying because it had missed Muhammad’s preaching. (Sahih Bukhari 4:56:784)

I am gonna leave that there, there are still many more of this wisdom where all those came from.

As you can see, Muhammad was very wise, very sound mentally, this is exactly how a mentally sound person would think, these thoughts are very rational thoughts that are totally in line with reality, they make a lot of sense.

I wouldn’t judge a 7th century audience for believing in ridiculous things, they didn’t know better, but a 21st century audience that knows better, that has the opportunity to know better, yet won’t abandon these ridiculous beliefs, look that is an embarrassment.