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So almost two years ago, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend got on the QAnon/Pizzagate radar in a big way in an incident which, according to the alternate reality game/conspiracy theory, meant that they had *already been arrested* by Trump's secret police.
And today, with Trump in a Twitter feud with them, the same people who said they had been fitted with ankle bracelets and given a date for Guantanamo back in 2017 are declaring that it's a sign that justice is closing in and they will be arrested any day now.
Again I will point out that they got added to the list of Hollywood liberal devilworshipping cannibal pedophiles because they were on a plane that was diverted, which according to the lore of the time was code for a celebrity got put on secret house arrest.
If that last tweet sounds like I threw a magnetic poetry kit in a blender, here's my thread from December 2017.
So, again, to belabor the point: pizzagaters/Q cultists are convinced Chrissy and John are childtrafficking satanists because according to their lore, they got arrested for it back in 2017.

And today, they believe that Trump is about to arrest them for it, any day.
If you understand how that's contradictory, it's almost impossible to explain the contradiction in a way that doesn't sound weird. It's... it's just completely contradictory. The whole thing doesn't work.

But for those inside the cult? There's no contradiction.
In the same way that Trump's wall is constantly being built, about to be built, already built, or going to be built if the Democrats can be defeated... Q and Trump are constantly about to arrest, have arrested, and need our help to arrest the literally baby-eating global elite.
This reply, from a user who has a Q related hashtag in his Twitter bio, is not meant to be ironic or joking. According to Q lore, "pasta" is one of the keywords that the conspiracy uses to discuss child trafficking in plain sight.
One of the "smoking guns" they're sure they found in the Podesta emails was a reference to eating fancy pasta given as a Christmas gift months later.

"How else do you explain it?"

I mean, gift basket pasta doesn't come cooked. But ignore that for a second.
Every time they find a reference to pasta or pizza or other food items that don't immediately make sense to them on its face, they conclude it can *only* mean that it's secret code for something involving occult child abuse and/or sexual slavery and add it to the lore.
And once they've decided it's a code word, even completely innocuous references that make perfect sense in context become "evidence" that all the horrible things they believe are true.
Hence why so much of the focus on the Podesta emails included such forehead-smackers as "Why would someone running a campaign office have to order that much pizza?"
Or "Why would a man from Chicago spend so much money flying hot dogs to the White House? If it meant *hot dogs*, you can get those anywhere."
There is so much going on in the QAnon/Pizzagate world and I don't think anybody has a complete picture of all the psychological factors, all the sub-cultures coming together and cross-pollinating their mythologies, all the people nudging things along for their own agendas, etc.
In a QAnon chat you've got fundamentalist Christians who have spent their whole life being told they would spend their days literally battling actual demons making common cause with atheist bros who believing that religion is how *THEY* keep the masses contained and controlled.
Of course white nationalism is not foreign to either of those groups, but you also have people participating specifically from a racial perspective: the global elite are keeping white people down and literally consuming white children.
And the psychological forces that make Q/Pizzagate so appealing (good vs. evil, villains so foul that you can feel REALLY good about yourself even as you root for things like secret police and mass executions) acts as an emulsifier, allowing water and oil to mix.
And the constant drumbeat of "trust the plan, trust the plan" while assuring people "the storm is coming" and constantly giving dates in the near future for when the mass arrests will come, when the REAL inspector general report or Mueller report comes out, etc....
...acts to keep the pressure contained even as it builds, like a pressure cooker allows food to cook at temperatures at which it would normally boil over... but if it blows, when it blows, it's going to be ugly.
Anyway.

I'm not going to spend my whole afternoon on this, but I just needed to throw my hands up in the air.

On Pizzagate radar because supposedly arrested in 2017 -- and because theyr'e on Pizzagate radar, any mention by Trump means they're about to be arrested.
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