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You can try banning or regulating them but at the end of the day the fact remains: smoking is cool and makes you look sophisticated.
A cigarette is a friend always there for you, offering a relaxing respite from the news or a hectic day at work.

A comforting break after a good meal, or nice addition to your morning coffee. It's never a bad time for a good cigarette.
In all seriousness you know what I love most about cigarettes? No matter if it's good news or bad news, whether you're celebrating or stressed out and need a break.

You can light a cig, and man...

That.
First.
Inhale.

So so good. The relief. It's incredible.
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