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Talia Lavin
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lets get this bread
ive been recognized from twitter by 4 different people tonight and i literally never know what to do i just tell people to buy a sword
honestly if a sword manufacturer gave me a sword i would be an influencer about it. take my sword to a café. pose with the sword against a picturesque wall. buy it a matcha latteé
me: im sorry im such a dork in person
@DvoraMeyers: dw you’re a dork on twitter too
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Talia Lavin
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clumsy girl tries to assemble ikea desk asmr nsfw
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Talia Lavin
@chick_in_kiev
“If you don’t say fuck at this time in history, when the fuck are you going to say fuck?” -@monaeltahawy, total hero, bamf, goddess
a goddess tbh. and @LetaHong crushing it as the Q of the Q & A
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Talia Lavin
@chick_in_kiev
did i go to medieval times tonight and buy myself a drinking horn? yes. will i drunkenly buy a sword? probably
i absolutely bought myself a sword (pics later). sometimes you have to make your own dreams come true
did i do a photo shoot with a sword? also yes
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