Thread by @CaitlinPacific

Recently, during pillow talk with my business manager, I insisted we outlay the extra seventy clams for “the Acela,” which i imagined an Algonquin of brilliant, famous journalists whose company I would shyly attempt to join. Instead I forget to find the “quiet car.”

The conductor keeps describing it as having a “Library atmosphere.” I know this is code! I am certain that while i sit here next to “I don’t think she’s going to want to memorize a completely different fact pattern,” @NPRKelly is topping up @maureendowd s Bellini

I have snubbed myself! I didn’t know it was possible!
Meanwhile I think I can argue this guy’s case myself. God, Amy! The screen with the documents needs to show two different stories! It’s so obvious!
I want to grab his phone away and talk to Amy myself.