Thread by @NAN_DINI_

My take from Imran Khan’s speech at #UNGA

~We beseech the UN to instruct India to accept our terrorist attacks.
We have been doing this since nearly three decades & more.

I want to know why have they made Kashmir inaccessible to us ?

They have no right to deprive us of our killing fields.

We miss the Congress so much!
sob*
They never complained or retaliated.
We simply exchanged dossiers ....

They understood our blood lust.

That’s why we were plugging for Rahul during their elections.

We are true soul mates - coke, weed & all. But that story is for another day.....
50 mins ticktock ticktock*

However, these Hindutva & RSS sort are most intolerant !! Bloody fascists, Nazis !

They won’t accept a few soldiers killed here & there !

Those wonderful days when we bumped off civilians in trains & busy market places are now almost forgotten.

Don’t get me started on how they closed down our counterfeit currency enterprise !
ticktock*

President Modi doesn’t seem to understand that our army has to be kept busy

& in business expansion mode.
(Or it could be my neck) sob*

So I warn you we will take the lazy way out & press The Button. Yes The Button !!

Not to worry one of those guys with the crazy eyes & short pyjamas will figure out the codes....!

So it’s up to you to stop us !

We will not only destroy India La Illah Illah Allah but even the entire world will have to bear the consequences.

I shall get my Hoors but what about you poor sods ?!

So think about it.
I warn you again.
Let us get back to what we do best - terrorism.

Or pay for it !

You bloody Islamophobes !