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should have tried some of trump's bs with my mom back in the day
"Mom, the report card, when I saw it, was perfect. It had so many As, As like you wouldn't believe. Its obviously the principal and her deep state, and this is true, concocting fake grade news. So unfair!"
"Mom, the report card, when I saw it, was perfect. It had so many As, As like you wouldn't believe. Its obviously the principal and her deep state, and this is true, concocting fake grade news. So unfair!"
"They say 'Willis did not do the homework,' not true Mom, not true. Not only did I do the homework but it was the most spec-tac-u-lah homework you ever saw. Giant algebra yuge history, majah biology, so much biology i was like an MD."
"My school work was so great, a 12th grader came up to me and said, 'Sir, this is the greatest school work I have ever seen, sir' and he had tears in his eyes. He did. Believe me, Mom, believe me."
