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My next fight, F***g stink bugs.
Is there a stink bugs haters group somewhere? I want to deal with anger in a healthy way. F***g creepy crawlies
You can’t use insecticide because they get sucked in the vacuum and that is the stuff of nightmares. Automatic new vacuum needed because the smell never leaves
People are watching democracy in action and I am here having a meltdown about stink bugs.
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ALT-immigration 🛂
@ALT_uscis
No immunity.
I want the mofo to bargain by spilling the beans about everyone else including his children, his wife, the people planted in every agency, Stephen Miller, how he fucked Atlantic City....and most importantly, every woman he assaulted and bullied her into not talking
I want to mofo to bargain for a corner cell vs being sandwiched between el chapo and that 911 terrorist. I want him to bargain for a toothbrush, toothpaste, not sleeping in his own shit, and a blanket.
At least make every child he ripped from their parents kick him in the face.
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ALT-immigration 🛂
@ALT_uscis
I have some down time. I am going to try to infiltrate and blend in within some #MAGA2020Landslide accounts.
They can’t even get the # right
Update: i don’t seem to be able to blend in, yet
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ALT-immigration 🛂
@ALT_uscis
Oh wow.
@seanhannity brought out the dweep team tonight
He called them “studio audience”. A bunch of tv hacks
I can hear my kitchen stove igniter having a party.
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