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2020 is fast approaching, and Elizabeth Warren is emerging as a strong contender. With that will come old, overblown "scandals" & fabricated hits that will get repeated and retweeted until people think they're true.
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Forewarned is forearmed, so I am compiling a list of @ewarren's scandalous ideas and acts for reference.
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Elizabeth Warren is a troll! 😱
💥💥💥BOOM!💥💥💥
Here's the proof!
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💥💥💥BOOM!💥💥💥
Here's the proof!
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Contrary to reports, Elizabeth Warren does NOT have a plan for everything!
💭 This will rip the interdimensional fabric of the universe. Only 7-dimension chess can save us now.
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💭 This will rip the interdimensional fabric of the universe. Only 7-dimension chess can save us now.
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Elizabeth Warren frightens and intimidates white, wealthy men, who suffer from megalomania, which is a worldwide epidemic.
Here's a first-hand account of the pressure these men feel, yet instead of backing off, @ewarren doubles down. Oh, the humanity.
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Here's a first-hand account of the pressure these men feel, yet instead of backing off, @ewarren doubles down. Oh, the humanity.
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Many people are saying that Elizabeth Warren supports streetwalking! 😱
💥💥💥KAPOW💥💥💥
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💥💥💥KAPOW💥💥💥
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I don't know how this was kept quiet. Elizabeth Warren, folks, was a thespian, *after* she was married.😱
A thespian. And a married woman.
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A thespian. And a married woman.
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You'll have to come and TAKE my coffee out of my warm, trembling hands, @ewarren! I've got your coffee right here, buddy.
#SaveTheCoffee
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#SaveTheCoffee
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Did you hear that Elizabeth Warren recently had words with Bernie Sanders' staff?
Some people even said it was heated!
💥💥💥KABOOM!💥💥💥
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Some people even said it was heated!
💥💥💥KABOOM!💥💥💥
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The rumors are flying in, folks!
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Be warned. Elizabeth Warren has a past! This may or may not be true.
Let's spend a week analyzing it while Trump gobbles up what's left of our Constitution and Pelosi lets him, shall we?
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Let's spend a week analyzing it while Trump gobbles up what's left of our Constitution and Pelosi lets him, shall we?
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