CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #1: Don't do crimes
Rule #1: Don't do crimes
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #2: Don't help people do crimes
Rule #2: Don't help people do crimes
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #3: Don't cover up crimes
Rule #3: Don't cover up crimes
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #4: Don't help people cover up crimes
Rule #4: Don't help people cover up crimes
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #5: If it's not technically a crime, but you think it should be...yeah, don't do that either
Rule #5: If it's not technically a crime, but you think it should be...yeah, don't do that either
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #6: If it's something you would excitedly attack an opponent over, that's a good sign not to do it yourself
Rule #6: If it's something you would excitedly attack an opponent over, that's a good sign not to do it yourself
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #7: If it's not your money, don't spend it on yourself. See Rule #1.
Rule #7: If it's not your money, don't spend it on yourself. See Rule #1.
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #8: If someone offers you something in exchange for using your position to help them, maybe think twice about that
Rule #8: If someone offers you something in exchange for using your position to help them, maybe think twice about that
CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Rule #9: If you don't follow the above rules, don't lie to federal investigators about it
Rule #9: If you don't follow the above rules, don't lie to federal investigators about it
This has been CREW's Advice for Politicians Staying Out of Trouble
Following these nine simple rules should go a long way to keeping you scandal free
Following these nine simple rules should go a long way to keeping you scandal free
