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Trump and Rudy reportedly had lunch today. Here’s how it probably went.

Rudy: I know where all your bodies are buried. You have to keep me around.

Trump: Okay fine, you’re still my lawyer. What’s our legal strategy?

Rudy: Purple monkey dishwasher.

Trump: Sounds like a plan.
Donald Trump isn’t trying to save himself from being impeached. He’s aiming for a plea deal.

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Donald Trump’s relationship with recently arrested henchman Lev Parnas runs much deeper than anyone knew palmerreport.com/analysis/lev-p…
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What Mitch McConnell is really up to with Donald Trump’s impeachment palmerreport.com/analysis/what-…
Gordon Sondland has sold Donald Trump out palmerreport.com/analysis/gordo…
Why the order of impeachment means everything palmerreport.com/analysis/order…
Donald Trump isn’t trying to save himself from being impeached. He’s aiming for a plea deal. palmerreport.com/analysis/donal…
Donald Trump’s relationship with recently arrested henchman Lev Parnas runs much deeper than anyone knew palmerreport.com/analysis/lev-p…
Donald Trump’s new Secretary of Defense just sold him out to the House impeachment inquiry palmerreport.com/analysis/secre…
Donald Trump begs Rudy Giuliani not to take him down palmerreport.com/analysis/begs-…
As Donald Trump’s current lawyer faces arrest, his former lawyer leaves prison to testify against him palmerreport.com/analysis/forme…
Democratic Congressman agrees that Donald Trump is going prison palmerreport.com/analysis/agree…
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Ted Cruz just tipped off something about where Donald Trump’s impeachment is headed palmerreport.com/analysis/ted-c…
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