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1/4 Guliani: I make butt-calls and I cannot lie.
You other lawyers just deny
Than when my cell phone rings and I talk dirty things
And corruption to your face
I look dumb, though I pull up tough,
Cause you notice that indictment's stuffed
Deep in the crimes I'm bragging
2/4 I'm Trump's lawyer but I can't stop blabbing
Lev Parnas I wanna get wit'cha
And take our picture
The White House tried to warn me
But that dirt you got makes (me so horny!)
Oh, Trump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get with my friends?
3/4 Well, use me, use me
'Cause I ain't that average Rudy
I've got them Ukranians dancin'
To hell with romancin'
I bet, bet
Those Bidens are drownin' in debt.
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' bribery is my thing
4/4 Take the average rich man and ask him that
He gotta launder crimes out back
So, Republicans! (Yeah!) Republicans! (Yeah!)
Has your last call got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to obstruct it! And deny it!
I'm probably going to jail but,
Pardons are back.
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