So let me just catch up on the latest master strategy from the people who brought you leaving on Oct 31st and the Benn Act Loophole.
The Johnson offer to Labour to get them to vote for an election today is to offer them the chance to back his Brexit deal in the Commons beforehand.
That's it. That's the master tactic for today's round of what-the-fuck-are-you-doing?
If you took these people to a restaurant they'd try to eat the food through their arsehole.
