Congrats to the happy woman and her thousand-year-old undead fiance.
It's a safe bet the wedding will be after sundown to avoid the whole "groom bursts into flames in sunlight" problem.
Might I recommend a honeymoon spot that will accomodate the groom's habit of sleeping upside down in a cocoon of his own wings.
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Actually I hope I'm invited. I've been to weddings with unity candles, but I've never seen a unity cross set on fire.
At least outfits for the wedding party will be easy - just have everyone pull out their white robes and you're all set.
"I understand the bride and groom have written their own vows?"
"Yes, and they are only fourteen words long."
"Yes, and they are only fourteen words long."
I kid, I kid. I wish them years of happiness and devoutly hope that if they want kids they will be able to keep their several hundred eggs hidden from predators.
