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AU where Cyberlife ran Connor’s AI through millions of simulated deviant-hunting exercises in order to teach him to do his job efficiently, but really all they taught him were the best ways to cheat the system, so when Connor gets released, he keeps trying to speedrun real life.
Hank: Fine, fine, I’ll go to the stupid homicide.
Connor: Excellent. *takes Hank’s glass and catches a fly under it. Releases the fly, captures it again*
Hank: What the fuck are you doing.
Connor: By rewriting the values of these items, I can wrongwarp us to the crime scene.
Connor: May I drive us to our destination, Lieutenant? I can get us there three times faster than you can.
Hank: Oh yeah? Howso?
Connor: Through the use of underutilized routes. Driving over rooftops does not incur a penalty.
Hank: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA GET A CAR ON THE ROO
Hank: No.
Connor: But he has an 86% chance of being the victim of a future homicide. If I murder him prematurely—
Hank: I don’t care! You can’t kill Gavin just to skip ahead to that investigation! This isn’t Any%, Connor, it’s a 100% run.
Connor: *disappointed* Oh, I see.
Hank: Ready to hit the Eden Club?
Connor: *holding Cole’s photo* Your son Cole died at the age of 6 in a car accident. You hate androids because an android surgeon failed to save him. *smiles* Now our friendship is maxed
Hank: ...Get out of my house you goddamn. Fucking. Machine.
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“—my hope that we as a people can continue to share this planet with humankind as allies and as brothers.”

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