Thread by @HakeemAndrsn

Bro.

The first way to take care of the vagina you’re sexing is to first take care of you, your penis, your body and your mouth.

Lemme explain (A Thread)

As men we carry bacteria. It’s natural. So it’s important to maintain regular hygiene.

Clean your penis abi. Don’t just run a cloth past it, hold it and lather the homie with soap and scrubbadub bruv.

Pull that foreskin back (you really should get circumcised) & clean it up!

Sperm carries bacteria.

Once in a while, pull out instead of emptying whole loads inside your girl.

Too much sperm inside her vagina will cause bacteria to form in there.

Practice the dismount my homie.
Pills ain’t 100% loctite

Ever seen newborns with IUD’s in their hands?

When your balls are itchy?

THAT’S YEAST FAM.

Wash up. Dry up. Cool off.

Your amazonian pubes don’t make you manly. Shave them off fam. They carry dead skin, sweat & bacteria.

You want your girl to blow you?!? how, when your one pube strand is as long as her Peruvian inches??? How sway?

Shave. Trim. Manscape. Me nah cya. Mow it down or OFF!

On the subject of your pelvic shrubbery;

If one of them bad boys gets caught in the wetness of her cooch-magooch, the friction your penis creates during strokes will cause a tear on her lips.

That tearing + your bacteria + sweat + dead skin = a nasty infection for her.

FAM

If you fuck it, fucking love it enough to keep it healthy.

Keep reading you beautiful man (yeah, I think you’re beautiful cause you’re out here getting all this knowledge so you can take care of her)

Take the compliment and Don’t feel a way about it. Own it & Grow up.

Okay!

Not wearing the right size of boxers or underwear causes your love area to sweat.

What do you get? Say with me Lads!?!

BACTERIAAAAAA!!!!

And how do we feel about it when we go back to tweet #6???

The Lads:

Stop fucking multiple women in the raw bro. What’s wrong with you???

It doesn’t make you more manly sampling death like that. You’re not okay and need to cut it out.

Outside aids, HIV and the many STI’s you contract going around like that, you’re ruining people’s lives broski

The more women you sleep with, the more you put your girl at risk of contracting these diseases.

BUY CONDOMS & STRAP UP Cause your little egos are fragile & some of y’all will still fuck around after this to prove your power. (Heedyat)

Messing with many women, fucks with her PH

When Her PH balance is off, her vagina carries an off smell about it. It’s acidic and pungent.

Before you start scrounging you’re stupid face in disgust, scroll back to the tweet before this AND STOP FUCKING OTHER WOMEN BECAUSE YOU’RE RUINING THIS GIRL’s LIFE BRO!!!

The fuck!

Do you have a primary care provider?

Yeah bro! A DOCTOR!!!

You don’t do you? If you do, reply with his contacts so the bro’s go get checked too.

You need to get checked. I don’t care how clean you think you are. Book regular visits.

Annual full body checkups too.

You could be carrying trichomoniasis (it’s an sti caused by a parasite homies carry) and it causes a foul-smelling vaginal discharge, genital itching and painful urination for women.

Only dudes carry the parasite and it only ever reaches a woman through sexual contact.

Bro!!!

A woman can’t get trich without a man bro.

Before you touch her coochie, wash your hands. Scrub the homies. Get in there. SCRUB HOMIE.

Out here with your greasy, scratchy, untended finger nails trying to rub on her pussy lips. No fam.

Take care of your hands. SCRUB CUZ

Bath everyday. Twice a day even. Piss after your fuck her then clean your whole penis right after.

Make it a habit.

Out here sleeping after you nut then waking up at 3am with a dusty penis trying to continue the round.

NO BRO.

GO WASH UP FIRST. Respect the kitty

Faaaaaaam.

You need to see a dentist. When last you see a dentist bro?

Some y’all don’t brush your teeth after a meals or floss but brag about feasting on the pussy.

Your mouth & tongue have the largest bacteria deposits ever and you’re just out here lapping her up daily!

Beard ain’t clean. Bump patrol didn’t work. Flaky chin hair &I frowns looking dusty but you wanna eat and beat your chest.

Shampoo your beard. Beard balm your chin. Get Morrocan beard oils to keep your skin and your chin fluff smoother.

Out here will cereal dust on your face😤

Before you say anything that makes you look like an idiot in front of all these women you’re trying to impress, fact check me instead of drying up her vagina with dumb remarks.

I love you and wish you spine curling orgasms my nigga.

#CumCorrect & stop embarrassing us out there

@kgari_thabang LMAO.

A wa etsa biology ko sgela mpinj?

It’s not necessarily bad bacteria either. But when it mixes with other types of bacteria, WELL…

It’s like the weed plant, lol. As a plant, the homie is chilled but if you so happen to light the nigga on fire!!! LOL

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