, 6 tweets, 2 min read
My Authors
Read all threads
adam schiff said go to your room. no, you're not getting any ice cream tonight. not after how you behaved. disgraceful.
adam schiff just can't understand what got into you. we didn't raise you that way. is it your friends? are you being a follower? are you on drugs? you must be on drugs to act this way.
adam schiff takes some blame for your actions after all he raised you, but at some point you have to be responsible for your own behavior. you're an adult now. you're not a little baby. pretty soon you'll be going to college and then you'll have a job and its out of his hands.
adam schiff is just racking his brain to figure out what exactly it is you're trying to prove by acting out like this. what exactly is the end game to this string of behavior you've decided to engage in at this point in your life.
adam schiff still loves you. he loves you with all of his heart but by god he is washing his hands. this is the last straw. you are always welcome in this home but this type of behavior cannot -- and will not -- be accepted and tolerated.
so adam schiff is asking you, even if it's insincere, even if you no longer "give a damn," to please go apologize to your mother. because he will be damned. damned! if that saintly woman is going to go to bed with these horrible feelings you've inflicted upon her.
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh.

Enjoying this thread?

Keep Current with Oliver Willis

Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime, convert it as a PDF, save and print for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video

1) Follow Thread Reader App on Twitter so you can easily mention us!

2) Go to a Twitter thread (series of Tweets by the same owner) and mention us with a keyword "unroll" @threadreaderapp unroll

You can practice here first or read more on our help page!

Follow Us on Twitter!

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just three indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!