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Trump is such an amazing president. It's no wonder that his supporters are deeply in love.
1. He has provided full medical coverage for all, for next to no cost.
2. His infrastructure modernization program has given us high speed trains between every major city. 1/4
3. Most people's wealth has exploded in the last three years.
4. Salaries have skyrocketed.
5. We have Mountain Spring water flowing from our taps.
6. Our taxes were cut in half since 2016. 2/4
7. We have a giant wall on our southern border that can even keep mosquitoes from crossing.
8. Mass shootings are a thing of the past and criminals give themselves up just because of their love for our dear leader. 3/4
9. N. Korea has melted down its nuclear weapons and turned them into super powerful golf clubs that glow in the dark.
10. The Israelis and Palestinians are peacefully coexisting and meet for cocktails every Sunday.
I could go on and on but I'm doubled over laughing. 4/4
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