I was today years old when I learned that “innuendo” was NOT an Italian brand of suppository.
I was also today years old when I learned that there is NOT a real person named Willy Catheter who was a frontier urologist who also wrote novels.
I was also today years old when I learned that Utrecht is a real place and not just a shorthand term used by urologists. Look, I've had a pretty sheltered life, ok? Gimme a break.
Seriously, when I learned about the Treaty of Utrecht in school I assumed that was slang for a medical procedure they often had to perform on the 18th Century battlefield.
