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- I can no longer fix cabinets posts.
Practically no terror attacks & no sensitive information to pass on. I’ve lost my star status 😢

- No one takes me seriously after MSG. The less said about my spouse the better.
- I have a stable of pedestrian writers but they’ve all been called out. Since my piece de resistance of one foggy winter night things haven’t looked good at all.

- My colour coordinated gamcha & my lazy voiced lawyer friend have lost our touch, it seems
- My boyfriend is locked up.

- From communist/atheist to a demure (I try) head covered Bibi I’ve been keeping count of the days we’ve been denied the internet but no one is listening.
- I spew venom everyday because I know nothing else & more so my mentor is no longer VP

- The home minister didn’t take my call.

- So what if I wasn’t completely truthful for my OCI card. Who are these fools anyway to deny me access to a country that I denigrate everyday ?
-We are no longer in power.
I have thoo hungry children.....
And then there are the commies that need to be fed.

As for the chavvani foot soldiers.
We haven’t understood the #CitizenshipAmendmentAct
Because we’re students & don’t read stuff
But then so what ?

JEE- HAAD !
Update -
I now recruit Anarchists & Islamists.
I know two of my protégés have fallen by the wayside but we live in the hope of pichattis lakh crore.…

By the way, I’ll sue anyone who spreads the malicious rumour that a selfie with me is …erm… a death knell of their future !
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