#DemDebate #YangAndTheWhiteGang
And why does she always wear purple gabardine suits?
Nuclear energy IS clean energy and the Democrats who go against science because of historical bias is as stupid as Republicans who don't believe in climate change.
"We gotta do something!"
Also Joe Biden: We gotta find a way to work with those guys
Bernie Sanders: Speaking of black people... let me talk about climate change for a minute
Moderator: We're talking about black people
Sanders: You know what's interesting about black people? Their climate...
If you guessed it wasn't the one about white moderates, you're right
"As an American, I believe in justice and fairness. This is why we must use the olive branch of liberty to achieve inequality!"
Nigga we're talking about foreign policy!
He talks about the Obama Administration like people from Boston talk about the Patriots. Talmbout what "we" did.
Ain't no "we."
Obama was Tom Brady and you were the third string punter!
Oh, wait...
A necktie
It's like a piece of toast debating a crouton
Where the fuck is that America?
Elizabeth Warren told her own joke AND she's rocking the "just-got-my-ears-pierced-at-the-mall-kiosk" earrings.
A bunch of white people talking about how money corrupts politics after they kicked the black people out of the room for not having enough money.
Bravo
Everyone knows 400 years isn't enough time to decide
Biden: Let me talk about immigration
Klobuchar: Let me continue the conversation about reparations by talking about experience
Buttigieg: Well if you wanna talk about the 1st amendment
Moderator: Great conversation on reparations!
Imma start doing this to bull collectors.
This student loan payment is very personal to me. Yesterday a talked to a young child named Ben. Ben can’t afford his medicine. I feel Ben
Sounds legit.
Biden: What?
Moderator: The war in Afghanistan!
Biden: I'm against war.
Moderator: But did you lie about it?
Biden: I just told you I was against it.
Moderator: The lie?
Biden: Yes, I am against lying.
Moderator: Cool.
Whoever doesn't die, wins.
Did Chuck Todd write this question?
Wait.. Guys
I think Elizabeth Warren is gonna put a two-cent tax on selfies!
Wait... guys... Is Joe Biden Batman?
This old man is SO fucking stupid!
"Bring people together."
How original.
Of an insurance company...
I'd buy the fuck out of their term life policies
"I'm running because corporations have bought our government and I've built a multi-billion dollar corporation. I'm the only person on stage who can afford to buy the government back."
"Washington makes stupid decisions and I should know... I worked in Washington."
"If you're tired of politicians saying crazy things, vote for me. I PROMISE I won't say anything of substance."
If you don't know what that means, neither do I. But you gotta admit, it sounds impressive as fuck. Plus, I furrowed my brow. It's been a while since we had a good, brow-furrowing president.
Anyway... thanks.
I'm not working for billionaires, but first, let me do a prime time commercial for Amazon and the richest man on earth.
You want real change? Vote for me. At the very least, I won't mock someone's stutter like this next idiot.
Damn, I can't believe he did that!
I've gotten a lot of things done when I let Barack Obama bask in my shadow for eight years. He was aight. God bless you, merry Christmas, fuck Trump.