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You can't vote for your team to win its upcoming FA cup tie. Cause and effect don't work like that.

You can't vote to win the Euromillions draw next week. Cause and effect don't work like that.

You can't vote for Brexit to be a success. Cause and effect don't work like that.
Brexit will be a failure because it is inherently flawed. No amount of votes can change that. All they can do is make Brexit more likely, but they cannot make Brexit a better idea.

It's like if you're faced with a rotten egg.

You can vote to eat the rotten egg, if you insist.

But you can't vote on it not being rotten, nor on it not making you sick.
That rotten egg and Brexit have something else in common:

It doesn't matter how many people *say* it's not rotten, it's still rotten.

It doesn't matter how many people *say* they don't *believe* it's rotten, it's still rotten.
The only way to not get sick from that rotten egg is to not eat it.

The only way to not suffer from Brexit is to avoid going through with it.

Once that egg hits your lips, it's game over. And may God have mercy on your bowels.
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