Kobe already in the gym prepping for the rematch.
You know Kobe definitely tried to trash talk Jesus in Aramaic too.
And Jesus hit him with a different name after every bucket:
“Jesus!”
“Savior!”
“Emmanuel!”
“Come on Kobe, get in on this. This is what we do right? Oh I guess you gotta hit first... (hits fade-away) Yahweh!”
“Jesus!”
“Savior!”
“Emmanuel!”
“Come on Kobe, get in on this. This is what we do right? Oh I guess you gotta hit first... (hits fade-away) Yahweh!”
“You thought I died on the cross but didn’t have one? ... (crosses Kobe up) ... Son of God! That’s game.”
Obviously in this scenario I’m imagining Jesus as played by Wesley Snipes in White Men Can’t Jump.
Meanwhile Saint Peter...
