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#HappyWeekend

After a hectic week, it’s Time for some light banter ..

I had read this interesting piece some months ago and received it again yesterday. I felt this could be something that all #Lagosians and #Nigerians will love to read and hence the share ...
A young, well qualified Officer left the job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Yes sir, I was a salesman in Nigeria
The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well."

The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.
Finally, at around 6 pm, the boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"

"Sir, I made ONE sale” said the young salesman rather happily.

"Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.

By the way, how much was your sale worth?"

"$933,005.00", said the man.

"What?! How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
“Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.

Then I sold him a good fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said “down the coast.”
So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that 20-foot schooner with the twin engines.

Then he said his Volkswagen wouldn't be able to carry it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.
I then asked him where he'll be staying and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him a six-sleeper camper tent.

Then he said I should throw in about $200 worth of groceries and two cases of juice."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!"
“No, sir," answered the young man, "he came in to buy sanitary napkins for his wife and I convinced him that since he will be bored with his wife being in periods, fishing is the best remedy for boredom."

Boss: "Where did you acquire this professional training?!"
“Oshodi overhead bridge, in Traffic of Lagos, Sir”

Honestly, I will love to meet such sales people and don’t mind engaging/talking to them .. after all #KnowledgeIsPower ..

Pl RT if you like this whilst I thank you for reading 🙏

Have a #GreatWeekend
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