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Trump: can I get J-Lo and Shakira to come to a rally?

Staffer: they hate you

Trump: okay, deport them

Staffer: they’re here legally

Trump: change the law

Staffer: J-Lo was born in New York

Trump: I hate New York

Staffer: J-Lo and Shakira are polling higher than you are
Donald Trump crashes and burns during the Super Bowl

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What Donald Trump doesn’t know palmerreport.com/analysis/what-…
The thing about Donald Trump’s impeachment trial that everybody missed palmerreport.com/analysis/the-t…
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I warned you that after the impeachment trial, the media would latch onto any outlier poll that claimed Trump’s approval rating is magically way up. Sure enough, the media is hawking a Gallup poll that has Trump up a laughable 5 points, while ignoring polls that say the opposite.
If you know how to read a polling average, you know that Trump’s approval rating hasn’t budged. It’s still in the same lousy place it’s been for a couple years now – which is boring. So the media keeps using outlier polls to create the false appearance of movement, up and down.
The media has decided that the best way to get ratings over the next few weeks is to scare you into believing that Trump is now magically winning, so you’ll stay tuned in out of fear and adrenaline. But if you fall for this, it means you’re not out there trying to fight and win.
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At least after last night, everyone can see why I’ve been trying to warn everyone about the Bernie cult since 2015. There is no tinfoil hat conspiracy that’s too crazy for them. They don’t really care about the issues. It’s just a cult of loons making up crazy shit all day.
But remember, the Bernie cult is allowed to make up crazy shit about other the democratic candidates all day long, and we must cheer them for it.

If we dare to call out the Bernie cult for making up crazy shit about the other democrats, we’re the ones who are being “divisive.”
I’m aware that a minority of Bernie cult members naively think their movement is somehow actually about the issues, and they’re blissfully unaware that everyone else in their cult is a mouth foaming conspiracy theory lunatic. But my job isn’t to worry doubt their hurt feelings.
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The problem isn't that the Iowa caucus is non-diverse, and has a bizarre format, and tells us little about who will be the nominee.

The problem is the media tries to convince us that the random results of this Iowa gymnasium food fight are important.

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